Insane In The Membrane - Duck Head
Insane In The Membrane - Duck Head
Who you trying to get crazy with? Don’t you know we’re loco?
Made from the finest of farm fresh, free-range duck, these quacky craniums will turn your dog into a feathered foodie connoisseur. They’re the beak-on of flavor that’ll have your dog diving head first into flavor and flocking for more. And, of course, there are no chemicals, preservatives, or anything that sounds like it belongs in a lab instead of a treat bag. They’re a chew so natural, that they’ll make your dog wonder why other treats are trying so hard to be something they’re not.
As they chomp down, you can watch that belly get fatter. Fat boy on a diet, don’t try it! Your dog’ll jack this head like a looter in a riot. So, get ready for your furry friend’s taste buds to take flight as they savor the fantastic delight of our feathered friend's finest offering. It’s the chew that will turn your dog into a quackpot, thinking “Bro, I’ve got to maintain, 'cause the dog in me is going insane.”
Each piece is crafted by hand with love, so expect a little size diversity in this artisanal symphony.
IMPORTANT POINTS TO CHEW ON -
Alright, let's chew the fat on this one! Here's the scoop: we're aiming for 15-20 minute chewing sessions, folks. But here's the twist – we've got a "paws on" policy for this show. When your furry friend's about to embark on a new chewing adventure, it's like their grand debut on Broadway, and you're the director. Your front-row seat means you've got the inside scoop on your dog's chewing chops and dental dynamics. So, roll out the red carpet of supervision and make it a duet when treating your pup to chews.
You’re the expert on your dog’s chewing prowess and their toothy terrain, so bring your A game in supervision and participation when treat time rolls around. When it comes to those tough, bone-crushing chews, make sure your dog has the jaw power, tooth strength, and the patience of a saint to handle them before they go full carnivore. If any sharp edges or unexpected or dangerous chomping acrobatics make an appearance, it’s like pulling the emergency brake - remove the chew pronto for the safety of all involved. Remember, no chew is a dental superhero, so keep those toothbrushes and dental appointments on the calendar!
Oh, and don’t forget the refreshments! Like any good show, this one should come with a heavy hand of drinking. Water of course! Hydration, my friends, is the key to a standing ovation-worthy chewing performance.
STORAGE -
Keep all these yummy treasures in a cool, dry hideout. Dry treats and chewed-on chews don’t like being sealed up in plastic containers that can trap moisture and allow gross stuff to grow. So let your chewed-on chews breathe, and soak up the spotlight to get that suave dry look. Then, it’s back to their cool, dry hideout where they can recharge until their next mission.
Because we steer clear of preservatives and chemical pesticides, these treats are too good for your pet to pass up and while it is a rare occurrence, the same could go for the insect elite. So, like anything else in your home that you would like to keep critter-free, make sure to keep these goodies tucked away, out of reach from any curious crawlers.